The End is Near!

[kengr]

A priest and a pastor from the local churches were standing by the side of the road, pounding a sign into the ground that read:

The End is Near!
Turn Yourself Around Now!
Before it's Too Late!

As a car sped past them, the driver rolled down his window and yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious fanatics!"

From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

The pastor turned to the priest and asked, "Do you think maybe we should change the sign to say 'Bridge Out'?"

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[janetmiles.livejournal.com]

A man is driving through the European countryside when a car comes hurtling around a corner heading the opposite direction. The driver, a woman, leans out of the window and shrieks, "PIG!"

The man, rather offended by this uninvited insult, screams back, "COW!" then floors the gas and swings around the corner himself.

Smack dab into the biggest pig he'd ever seen.