Poem: "User Interfaces"

Dec. 2nd, 2025 05:59 pm
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This is today's freebie. It was inspired by a prompt from [personal profile] fuzzyred. It also fills the "Magical Power" square in my 11-1-25 card for the Fairy Tales and Fantasy Stories Bingo. This poem belongs to the series LIFC.

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Linguistics

Dec. 2nd, 2025 03:11 pm
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Yet More on Ancient Greek Dildos

This is one of those delightful linguistic deep-dives so beloved of classical philologists. Nelson considers the use of classical Greek ὄλισβος (olisbos) as meaning “dildo” within the context of its other meanings and of other words for dildo and concludes that not only was “dildo” not the primary meaning for the word, but that it also wasn’t the standard/default term for such an instrument. Rather, the modern scholarly assumption that olisbos=dildo derives from the use of the word in Aristophanes and the tendency of the works of Aristophanes to dominate understandings of Greek usage of his time.


Just in case you want some words that modern censors are unlikely to recognize. :D  Or you just like ancient sex toys.

Birdfeeding

Dec. 2nd, 2025 01:34 pm
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Today is cloudy and cold.  It snowed a bit yesterday, so everything is white and fluffy again.

I fed the birds.  I've seen a large mixed flock of sparrows and house finches, plus a male and a female cardinal separately.

I put out water for the birds.

EDIT 12/2/25 -- I did a bit of work around the patio.

EDIT 12/2/25 -- I did more work around the patio.

I've seen two mourning doves.

EDIT 12/2/25 -- I did more work around the patio.

As it is getting dark, I am done for the night.

Poetry Fishbowl Open!

Dec. 2nd, 2025 01:00 pm
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Starting now, the Poetry Fishbowl is open! Today's theme is "Sentient and Self-Aware Machines." I will be checking this page periodically throughout the day. When people make suggestions, I'll pick some and weave them together into a poem ... and then another ... and so on. I'm hoping to get a lot of ideas and a lot of poems.

I'll be soliciting ideas for androids, robots, sexbots, sentient ships, other digital people, programmers, gizmologists and super-gizmologists, super-intellects, rebels, researchers, journalists, historians, explorers, partners, teachers, leaders, superheroes, supervillains, teammates, ethicists, activists, other people who work with self-aware machines, programming, changing or breaking programs, building hardware, choosing a hardware body, finding partners, upsetting predictions, expecting the unexpected, researching, revising theories, teaching, adventuring, leaving your comfort zone, discovering things, conducting experiments, observation changing experiments, experiments changing paradigms, adapting, improvising, troubleshooting, cleaning up messes, cooperating, taking over in an emergency, saving the day, discovering yourself, studying others, testing boundaries, coming of age, coming out, running away from home, going off the rails, subverting fate, learning what you can (and can't) do, sharing, preparing for the worst, fixing what's broke, upsetting the status quo, changing the world, accomplishing the impossible, recovering from setbacks, returning home, cyberspace, computer centers, HAMshack, robot factories, worldgates, liminal zones, schools, sharehouses, libraries, laboratories, supervillain lairs, makerspaces, nonhuman accommodations and adaptations, stores, starships, bizarre exoplanets, foreign dimensions, other places frequented by digital people, American Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Robots, hardware, software, quicklife, artificial intelligence, ethics of self-aware machines, toolkits, space exploration, reversals, contradictions, conundrums, puzzling discoveries, sudden surprises, inventions that change everything, the buck stops here, trial and error, polarity, intercultural entanglements, asking for help and getting it, enemies to friends/lovers, interdimensional travel, lab conditions are not field conditions, superpower manifestation, the end of where your framework actually applies, ethics, innovation, problems that can't be solved by hitting, teamwork, found family, complementary strengths and weaknesses, personal growth, and poetic forms in particular.


Currently eligible bingo card(s) for donors wishing to sponsor a square:

December is amnesty month.


Among my more relevant series for the main theme:

An Army of One has the AYES.

The Blueshift Troupers is designed for easy crossing with other genres or tropes as they visit different planets, thus can easily accommodate self-aware machines.

Diminished Expectations has the gynoid and others.

Kung Fu Robots is entirely about self-aware robots.

P.I.E. has Zephyr, a digital person.

Polychrome Heroics has the rescued sexbots among others.

Schrodinger's Heroes is dimensional science fiction, designed for easy crossing with any other characters / setting / genre, thus convenient for self-aware machines.

The Steamsmith includes the tommies.

Or you can ask for something new.

Linkbacks will reveal a verse of any open linkback poem.

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Christmas Preparations
By Dialecticdreamer/Sarah Williams
Part 1 of 1, complete
Word count (story only):
[December 1, 2016]


:: Bennett wants to do something to help new neighbors in need during “the giving season.” The project quickly expands, in good ways. Part of the Mercedes story arc in the Polychrome Heroics universe, this story was prompted by [personal profile] siliconshaman, with my thanks, and half a dozen ideas for follow-up stories. Feel free to ask for more!




Bennett’s neck clicked and popped as he stretched in front of the laptop. He shut it off with a few keystrokes, closed it, and locked it in the file drawer before pulling out the old-fashioned handwritten ledger on green paper. He scanned the numbers, then began to smile. He had five days before Jules’ next scheduled video call, and planned to put those days to good use. He checked the schedules for the next few days, checked the planned teleport delivery of the bioreactive ink for the custom tattoo that would take up all of days three and four, made a vague note on his vidphone as a reminder, and began the night walkthrough to close up the business.

He tucked a notepad in his shirt pocket, and stopped at nearly every step of the process to jot down ideas.
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CodeSOD: The Destination Dir

Dec. 2nd, 2025 06:30 am
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Posted by Remy Porter

Darren is supporting a Delphi application in the current decade. Which is certainly a situation to be in. He writes:

I keep trying to get out of doing maintenance on legacy Delphi applications, but they keep pulling me back in.

The bit of code Darren sends us isn't the largest WTF, but it's a funny mistake, and it's a funny mistake that's been sitting in the codebase for decades at this point. And as we all know, jokes only get funnier with age.

FileName := DestDir + ExtractFileName(FileName);
if FileExists(DestDir + ExtractFileName(FileName)) then
begin
  ...
end;

This code is inside of a module that copies a file from a remote server to the local host. It starts by sanitizing the FileName, using ExtractFileName to strip off any path components, and replace them with DestDir, storing the result in the FileName variable.

And they liked doing that so much, they go ahead and do it again in the if statement, repeating the exact same process.

Darren writes:

As Homer Simpson said "Lather, rinse, and repeat. Always repeat."

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Which I nearly forgot about, but here we are!

You can buy points here, and then spend them on a paid account.

And then you can post a poll!

Poll #33906 Gratuitous poll
Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 20


On a scale of one to ten, crickets or walnuts?

View Answers
Mean: 6.40 Median: 7 Std. Dev 2.58
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1 (5.0%)
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1 (5.0%)
3
2 (10.0%)
4
0 (0.0%)
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2 (10.0%)
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The Early Years by Mark Waldron

Dec. 1st, 2025 04:41 am
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I don’t want to say
things were indescribably
bad exactly

but things were
indescribably bad exactly

I don’t want to say the tide
went out and left him
gasping—a landed fish precisely

but the tide did indeed go out
and left him gaping—a dropped ghost

to make matters worse
god gathered up all of god’s things
and paddled out on that tide
so he swore he would die

and to make matters worser still
he rocked back and forth
in a bubble rather boggy and sad

ate nothing but thistles therein

I don’t want to pretend
things were very much worse
than they were
but they very much were


*********


Link

So, wait, wait, wait wait wait....

Nov. 30th, 2025 01:02 am
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are you seriously telling me that chronic nosebleeds are potentially (yet another) symptom of (the same underlying connective tissue problems that ultimately cause) hypermobility?

Well, fuck.

(Oh, and myopia's on that list too, but I somehow find myself less flabbergasted by this one.)

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Gun Stats guides you through the process, even including a form with blank lines you can fill in using a compatible PDF viewer, plus insight into where you can find the intel you'll need to make your favorite firearm a GURPS reality! With Gun Stats, it's easier than ever to bring the real world to your gaming table. Pull the trigger and download it today, only from Warehouse 23.

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Pleasure Furniture by Hien Pham

Dec. 2nd, 2025 08:02 am
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Posted by Hien Pham

Pleasure Furniture by Hien Pham

What does it feel like to be a human coffee table for a few raucous friend on a game night? It’s been a while since I’ve written a cute smut for the site, so I figured I’d reach into the kink and fetish world I’m currently adventuring within! Nothing better than a lighthearted fantasy to […]

Giving Tuesday

Dec. 2nd, 2025 01:06 am
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Today is Giving Tuesday. This holiday is about charity in all its forms. You can give money, time, goods or services, whatever you have to share.

Giving Tuesday banner with hands holding a heart

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Photography

Dec. 2nd, 2025 12:55 am
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[personal profile] low_delta posted several gorgeous winter pictures of snow on flowers.  :D 

Vocabulary: Cliodynamics

Dec. 1st, 2025 11:18 pm
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Cliodynamics is the use of scientific data to understand history.
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New comic!

Today's News:

"We usually imprint the inside with the material content, is that--"

"OUTSIDE, please. Stamp it on the outside."

"Outside?

"Yeah, it's for, uhhh, a friend named Baby Seal Leather."

Here's the original! Here's the chaser post!


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