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A priest and a pastor from the local churches were standing by the side of the road, pounding a sign into the ground that read:

The End is Near!
Turn Yourself Around Now!
Before it's Too Late!

As a car sped past them, the driver rolled down his window and yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious fanatics!"

From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

The pastor turned to the priest and asked, "Do you think maybe we should change the sign to say 'Bridge Out'?"
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