The End is Near!
Oct. 9th, 2005 02:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
A priest and a pastor from the local churches were standing by the side of the road, pounding a sign into the ground that read:
As a car sped past them, the driver rolled down his window and yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious fanatics!"
From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
The pastor turned to the priest and asked, "Do you think maybe we should change the sign to say 'Bridge Out'?"
The End is Near!
Turn Yourself Around Now!
Before it's Too Late!
As a car sped past them, the driver rolled down his window and yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious fanatics!"
From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
The pastor turned to the priest and asked, "Do you think maybe we should change the sign to say 'Bridge Out'?"