Son of the Sith
(Why Darth Vader Ran Away From Home)
Tune: Imperial March by John Wllliams
Darth Vader's mother wears army boots,
And when she does wears them with sequined suits,
Darth Vader can't stand his mother wearing army boots
Refrain: And that's why Darth Vader ran away from home.
Darth Vader's father wears patterned pantyhose pantyhose,
And when he does, pulls them up to his nose,
Darth Vader can't stand his father wearing pantyhose,
Refrain
Darth Vader's sister works on the strip,
And she gets only five bucks a trick,
Darth Vader can't stand his sister being so damned cheap,
Refrain
Darth Vader's uncle Ben isn't clean,
Lives with the Jawas on dry Tatooine,
Darth Vader can't stand his uncle shoveling Bantha chips,
Refrain
Darth Vader's auntie Em raise womps,
Has a round-up each year in the swamps,
Darth Vader can't stand his auntie raising the womps,
Refrain
Darth Vader's wife runs around with other men,
Took up an offer from the Prince of Alderan,
Darth Vader can't stand his wife always sleeping around,
Refrain
Darth Vader's daughter is a terrorist,
Steals Death Star plans in her white bedroom shift,
Darth Vader can't stand his daughter being revolting,
Refrain
Darth Vader's son Skywalker is a wimp,
A dropped-out Jedi, a hick and a shrimp,
Darth Vader can't stand his son being such a wimp,
Refrain
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(Why Darth Vader Ran Away From Home)
Tune: Imperial March by John Wllliams
Darth Vader's mother wears army boots,
And when she does wears them with sequined suits,
Darth Vader can't stand his mother wearing army boots
Refrain: And that's why Darth Vader ran away from home.
Darth Vader's father wears patterned pantyhose pantyhose,
And when he does, pulls them up to his nose,
Darth Vader can't stand his father wearing pantyhose,
Refrain
Darth Vader's sister works on the strip,
And she gets only five bucks a trick,
Darth Vader can't stand his sister being so damned cheap,
Refrain
Darth Vader's uncle Ben isn't clean,
Lives with the Jawas on dry Tatooine,
Darth Vader can't stand his uncle shoveling Bantha chips,
Refrain
Darth Vader's auntie Em raise womps,
Has a round-up each year in the swamps,
Darth Vader can't stand his auntie raising the womps,
Refrain
Darth Vader's wife runs around with other men,
Took up an offer from the Prince of Alderan,
Darth Vader can't stand his wife always sleeping around,
Refrain
Darth Vader's daughter is a terrorist,
Steals Death Star plans in her white bedroom shift,
Darth Vader can't stand his daughter being revolting,
Refrain
Darth Vader's son Skywalker is a wimp,
A dropped-out Jedi, a hick and a shrimp,
Darth Vader can't stand his son being such a wimp,
Refrain
( more filks )