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While cleaning my apartment, I found a number of things. One was this poem I wrote some time back.

Not my best work. :-(

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Wicca/Geek humor

(swiped from seearra )

IF BILL GATES WROTE A BOOK ON WICCA...
~ The book would be called Windows to the Goddess
~ Iconology would be a major chapter
~ A revised edition would be released approximately every 6 months, without which your magic would no longer work
~ Your broom would crash at least once a week
~ Cauldrons would be called recycle bins
~ A Book of Shadows would be called a Folder of Magic
~ A free high-speed connection spell would come with every book
~ Every now & then your circle would collapse & you would have to perform the re-boot ritual to get it working again
~ If you used the more powerful NT Magic, all circles within a 5 mile radius would go down
~ At least once a month you would have to re-install your spells into your Folder of Magic
~ You would have to use a start ritual to exit your circle
~ Windows to the Goddess (TM) would contain a license saying you weren't allowed to practise any other magick
~ For groups of Bill Gates Wiccans, you would need at least one highly paid and likely inept MCME (Microsoft Certified Magickal Engineer)
~ The latest version would contain visualising along the theme of Fisher Price

and finally,

~ All your favourite spells from other magicians would be mysteriously less and less effective than the version put out by Bill Gates Wicca

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Question for the magickally knowledgeable: What are the properties of tigereye, hematite, and rutile? And what on earth would the properties of a stone that combined all three (natural, not "created")