kengr

I was digging thru the stuff I'd thrown into boxes during the recent "cleaning frenzy. I'd arbitrarily decided that all buttons and pins went into the "Brooke's stuff" box along with the makeup, hair ornaments, jewelry etc.

While sorting things down into smaller containers, I laid out the buttons. I've got a fair assortment (and tons more somewhere in storage).

First off a few that aren't entirely correct for me, but are simpler than explaining the details:

Straight But not Narrow
Straight But not Normal
Color me Gay
Another Hetero For Gay Rights

Then a few that were too good to pass up even if the details get in the way:

I quit smoking & I need something to suck on
Sorry I missed church. I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.
Salesclerk by day, raunchy sex slave by night.
Good witch/Bad bitch (the second part is upside down)

And the rest...

It's a sick world and I feel fine
Did you choose to be straight?
I'm sorry, was I screaming again?
I can hold my own, but I'd rather hold yours.
God bless the drag queens Every one.
Cover yourself in chocolate and I'll consider it
Closets are for gowns, darling.
Where's a really big dick when you need one?

(Why does that one about chocolate make me think of