Wicca/Geek humor
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IF BILL GATES WROTE A BOOK ON WICCA...
~ The book would be called Windows to the Goddess
~ Iconology would be a major chapter
~ A revised edition would be released approximately every 6 months, without which your magic would no longer work
~ Your broom would crash at least once a week
~ Cauldrons would be called recycle bins
~ A Book of Shadows would be called a Folder of Magic
~ A free high-speed connection spell would come with every book
~ Every now & then your circle would collapse & you would have to perform the re-boot ritual to get it working again
~ If you used the more powerful NT Magic, all circles within a 5 mile radius would go down
~ At least once a month you would have to re-install your spells into your Folder of Magic
~ You would have to use a start ritual to exit your circle
~ Windows to the Goddess (TM) would contain a license saying you weren't allowed to practise any other magick
~ For groups of Bill Gates Wiccans, you would need at least one highly paid and likely inept MCME (Microsoft Certified Magickal Engineer)
~ The latest version would contain visualising along the theme of Fisher Price
and finally,
~ All your favourite spells from other magicians would be mysteriously less and less effective than the version put out by Bill Gates Wicca
seearra )IF BILL GATES WROTE A BOOK ON WICCA...
~ The book would be called Windows to the Goddess
~ Iconology would be a major chapter
~ A revised edition would be released approximately every 6 months, without which your magic would no longer work
~ Your broom would crash at least once a week
~ Cauldrons would be called recycle bins
~ A Book of Shadows would be called a Folder of Magic
~ A free high-speed connection spell would come with every book
~ Every now & then your circle would collapse & you would have to perform the re-boot ritual to get it working again
~ If you used the more powerful NT Magic, all circles within a 5 mile radius would go down
~ At least once a month you would have to re-install your spells into your Folder of Magic
~ You would have to use a start ritual to exit your circle
~ Windows to the Goddess (TM) would contain a license saying you weren't allowed to practise any other magick
~ For groups of Bill Gates Wiccans, you would need at least one highly paid and likely inept MCME (Microsoft Certified Magickal Engineer)
~ The latest version would contain visualising along the theme of Fisher Price
and finally,
~ All your favourite spells from other magicians would be mysteriously less and less effective than the version put out by Bill Gates Wicca
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Date: 2003-11-05 06:27 am (UTC)**giggles**
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Date: 2003-11-05 10:18 am (UTC)No, no - it would be called "My Magic."
(We hates those "My ..." folders, we does ...)
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Date: 2003-11-05 11:27 am (UTC)Of course, MS isn't alone in this. *Way* too many programmers can't grasp the idea that a user might have more than one drive, and wish to seperate data & programs.
I'd love to ne able to have OS and "config" files on C, programs on D and data on E. It'd making backing stuff up *so* much easier.