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We, the United States of America, your top quality supplier of ideals of democracy, would like to apologize for our 2001-2008 interruption in service. The technical fault that led to this eight-year service outage has been located, and the software responsible was replaced November 4. Early tests of the newly installed program indicate that we are now operating correctly, and we expect it to be fully functional from this point forward. We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage. We look forward to resuming full service and hope to improve in years to come. We thank you for your patience and understanding.

Sincerely,
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

Date: 2009-01-24 11:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mistresscayenne.livejournal.com
Hip hurray for the new software version of oboama09.1.0.usa


Chrissy Michelle
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Date: 2009-01-25 01:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fayanora.livejournal.com
Yes, the problem was hackers. An evil group of hackers known as Republicans hacked into the system and commandeered it.

Date: 2009-01-25 07:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dornbeast.livejournal.com
I'm reminded of a bumper sticker I saw.

A green, black, and orange American flag with the caption:

Please stand by.
Our Democracy is experiencing technical difficulties.

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