Three men and St. Peter
Mar. 26th, 2008 12:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kengrThree men were lined up in front of St. Peter. He picks up his pen, points at the first and asks "Ok, for the record how did you die?"
"Well, I was pretty sure my wife was cheating on me so I came home in the middle of the day. I found her naked and looking really worried. I searched the apartment but I couldn't find anybody. Then I looked out the window and I saw this worried looking guy rushing out the door." We're several flights up so I knew I couldn't catch him. I got incredibly angry, picked up the refrigerator and threw it out the window."
"Then I felt this pain in my chest sand I was here. Guess I had a heart attack."
St. Peter nodded and pointed at the second man.
"I was running really late for an appointment and I'd just left my apartment building when something hit me. Next thing I knew I was here."
St. Peter nodded again and pointed at the third man.
"Well, there I was, hiding in this refrigerator...."
"Well, I was pretty sure my wife was cheating on me so I came home in the middle of the day. I found her naked and looking really worried. I searched the apartment but I couldn't find anybody. Then I looked out the window and I saw this worried looking guy rushing out the door." We're several flights up so I knew I couldn't catch him. I got incredibly angry, picked up the refrigerator and threw it out the window."
"Then I felt this pain in my chest sand I was here. Guess I had a heart attack."
St. Peter nodded and pointed at the second man.
"I was running really late for an appointment and I'd just left my apartment building when something hit me. Next thing I knew I was here."
St. Peter nodded again and pointed at the third man.
"Well, there I was, hiding in this refrigerator...."
