bad jokes

[kengr]

A man is offered three wishes and he immediately wishes for a million dollars. Poof! His bank account has a million.

He then wishes for a Rolls Royce. Poof! The car is parked in front of him and then he wishes to be irresistible to women. Poof! He’s turned into a box of chocolates.

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Re: Irresistible to woman

[lillakat.livejournal.com]

I've seen another version of this where he's turned into a box of tampons. I like the chocolates better though. :<)