Spam we'd like to see..

[kengr]

After seeing a spam with the subject "Punish her with your 9 inches" I got to thinking about how misogynistic some spam is. Which led to the thought of spam for products for the other side of things...

"Women, tired of your jerk of a boyfriend pounding you with that bludgeon he calls a cock? Buy Shrink-A-Dick and reduce it to manageable size!"

Feel free to try your hand at it in the comments.