Rodeo Pickup lines
Mar. 16th, 2007 07:36 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kengr(swiped from a list I'm on)
"Run if ya want, Missy, but I'll have you hog-tied quicker than you can say 'stay away from me you Skoal-chewin' freak.'"
"Pardon me, Ma'am -- you and your friend there interested in a little team ropin'?"
"Them calves of yours sure look like they could use a bit of ropin'."
"Ropes, spurs, leather gloves -- Honey, even I weren't no cowboy, we're talking a good time!"
"Run if ya want, Missy, but I'll have you hog-tied quicker than you can say 'stay away from me you Skoal-chewin' freak.'"
"Pardon me, Ma'am -- you and your friend there interested in a little team ropin'?"
"Them calves of yours sure look like they could use a bit of ropin'."
"Ropes, spurs, leather gloves -- Honey, even I weren't no cowboy, we're talking a good time!"
