Santa memeage

[kengr]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In November I gave guruwench a kidney (1000 points). In July I bought porn for tallin (10 points). Last Thursday I set repliform's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last month I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Wednesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Overall, I've been nice (860 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony! Sincerely, kengr

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[badriya.livejournal.com]

I 've tried it five times now and it hasn't offered me a present I want. I can't *do* lego. No spatial skills. And it gave me lego three times. Also some of the things it said I do, not flush the toilet, I don't want to put in my lj. I'm sensitive about toilet issues as I have toilet issues. And it said if you don't post it in lj Santa won't see it, so I won't post it.

[kengr]

It's not real.... keep that in mind.

I don't have any interest in a pony either. Nor am I likely to donate a kidney (the odds are that one of mine may fail eventually).