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kengrHuman Virus Scanner http://totl.net/VirusScanner/
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or
more go out and do something with your
life.
but I have a minus -17 saving throw!
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Ears? If I was going to wear prosthetic parts for an outfit, it wouldn't be ears!
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott
Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Sorry, I'm somewhere between deist and agnostic.
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government
is in control. Actually that's
quite scary.
It's not my planet, monkey-boy!
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier
to buy new stuff than to
recycle.
But the new computers aren't as much fun!
Viruses you might
suffer from:
Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your
hyper-electric-get-a-life move
now!
Sorry, I have to do what my trainer tells me. *g*
USA (60%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule
the waves! [repeat]
since when?
Junkfood (95%)
Eat some real food. Something
which you can identify the
source of every ingredient, not
the point of manufacture.
So where exactly does this put chow mein? Or stew?
8-Bit (90%)
Polygons, all the polygons you
can get are not enough.
You mean like my old Tek 4010 terminal with vector based graphics?
Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant
robots would not make a good
last line of defence for Earth.
As if we didn't know this already?
UNIX (65%)
Anything this old must be
obselete. Go and install a nice
modern operating system. I
hear MSDOS has come a long
way lately.
I don't have a Unix box. I have several DOS boxes.
vi (90%)
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.
No, no. that's Control-Meta-cokebottle!
Discordia (90%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money.
Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Eris lives!
Politics (70%)
Stop caring!
I would if they would stop caring about what I do.
Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and
get some fresh air. You should
see a doctor about the RSI in
your thumbs.
My RSI is from typing
Hippyism (65%)
Free love is passe and
potentially dangerous, and
patchouli smells like cat piss.
Free love still beats the paid kind!
Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than
one button.
But my Mac's mouse *does* have more than one button!
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or
more go out and do something with your
life.
but I have a minus -17 saving throw!
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Ears? If I was going to wear prosthetic parts for an outfit, it wouldn't be ears!
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott
Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Sorry, I'm somewhere between deist and agnostic.
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government
is in control. Actually that's
quite scary.
It's not my planet, monkey-boy!
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier
to buy new stuff than to
recycle.
But the new computers aren't as much fun!
Viruses you might
suffer from:
Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your
hyper-electric-get-a-life move
now!
Sorry, I have to do what my trainer tells me. *g*
USA (60%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule
the waves! [repeat]
since when?
Junkfood (95%)
Eat some real food. Something
which you can identify the
source of every ingredient, not
the point of manufacture.
So where exactly does this put chow mein? Or stew?
8-Bit (90%)
Polygons, all the polygons you
can get are not enough.
You mean like my old Tek 4010 terminal with vector based graphics?
Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant
robots would not make a good
last line of defence for Earth.
As if we didn't know this already?
UNIX (65%)
Anything this old must be
obselete. Go and install a nice
modern operating system. I
hear MSDOS has come a long
way lately.
I don't have a Unix box. I have several DOS boxes.
vi (90%)
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.
No, no. that's Control-Meta-cokebottle!
Discordia (90%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money.
Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Eris lives!
Politics (70%)
Stop caring!
I would if they would stop caring about what I do.
Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and
get some fresh air. You should
see a doctor about the RSI in
your thumbs.
My RSI is from typing
Hippyism (65%)
Free love is passe and
potentially dangerous, and
patchouli smells like cat piss.
Free love still beats the paid kind!
Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than
one button.
But my Mac's mouse *does* have more than one button!
