Tell me...

[kengr]

...swiped from da_bwat

I know very little about some of the people on my friends' list. Some people I know relatively well. I read your fic, or we have something else in common and we chat occasionally. Some of you I hardly know at all. Perhaps you lurk, for whatever reason. But you friended me and I thank you.

But here's a thought: why not take this opportunity to tell me a little something about yourself. Any old thing at all. Just so the next time I see your name I can say: "Ah, there's so and so...she likes spinach."

I'd love it if every single person who friended me would do this. Yes, even you people who I know really well. Then post this in your own journal.

Comments

[valkyrwench.livejournal.com]

I am obsessed with Calvin and Hobbes.

[kengr]

And this is supposed to be a surprise because? :-)

[valkyrwench.livejournal.com]

Because I am a normal, wholesome, perfectly mundane granny :)

[kengr]

Just like Granny Goodrich, eh?

[illandaria.livejournal.com]

I keep thinking I should share some masturbation fantasies when I fill out this meme, but I can't think of any that don't embarrass me.

And the cheese-liking thing still isn't happening.

[kengr]

Ooo! Masturbation fantasies. Yes those can be embarassing.

But it could be worse. You could have to make an *audio* post of one. Or of acting it out.

I dare you to do that (under a filter) in your LJ. :-)

ps. did you get the mp3 I mailed you?

[illandaria.livejournal.com]

Yes, I did. I thought I'd sent you a thank-you note for it, but I guess it got eaten, so thanks for sending it.

Hmmm...Masturbation fantasies audio post...I make no promises, but if shadesong did it, I guess I can, too.

[kengr]

Or it just hasn't gotten here yet. So mail is getting weird delays.

As for the audio post... my (very demented) mind came up with this "script":

Oh yeah baby!
Harder!
Faster!
Deeper!
Yes, yes YES!

But I'm a very *bad* person sometimes.

[draxenn.livejournal.com]

I once open mouth kissed a badger.

ok that's a lie.

I'm a clown, i think most people know this at this point.
I'm a geek. I love video games, roleplaying(AD&D) and have a flair for the dramatics :)

That work??

[kengr]

Clown as in "like to clown around" or clown as in "funny suit, wig, false nose, etc"?

[draxenn.livejournal.com]

er, clown around really.
although I was going to become a clown, the guy that was teaching turned out to be a drunkard, so I didn't wanna learn from him

[janetmiles.livejournal.com]

I'm JanetM from alt.callahans. I live in Tennessee (USA), and am married to Dale, who does not have a LiveJournal. I'm short, fat, and plain, but I do have long and reasonably pretty hair. I work as an administrative assistant for a technology group at the University of Tennessee, and am coming up on 10 years there.

[jenndolari.livejournal.com]

I don't think skunks smell all THAT bad. I like
to eat cornbread with chocolate. I go to Wal
Mart on Christmas Eve just before closing for
entertainment. I like to tug on my hair when I'm
bored....

[kengr]

(Eek! She actually *reads* my LJ! I'm not worthy! :-)

Skunks don't smell that bad. What they *spray* on stuff when they get irritated is a lot worse.

[jenndolari.livejournal.com]

Now now...I put on my pants two legs at a time, like everyone else does. :D

[kengr]

The "at a time" (as opposed to "at once") implies that uyou have multiple *pairs* of legs, you know. :-)

[jenndolari.livejournal.com]

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Don't tell EVERYONE!

[kengr]

I see, So you are related to Erin 2.0? :-)

[dfwleathergirl.livejournal.com]

I drive a stick and like it just as much as driving an automatic. I am the youngest child in my family. My Dad looked quite a bit like Elvis Presley...at least in my opinion. I like music trivia.

[seearra.livejournal.com]

I'm addicted to chocolate. Really addicted to chocolate. Alright, I admit it, I'm obsessed with chocolate.

[kengr]

Of *course* you are addicted to chocolate. You *are* aware that it is (distantly) related to cocaine aren't you? :-)

[ebonhost.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... let's see. To be weird or not... ah hell, why not?

Okay, here's one: one of our most popular sexual fantasies involves the whole idea of being sold in a slave market. (Now there's something you want someone remembering about you when they see your name, isn't it? *laughing*)

[kengr]

Well, give that a lot of BDSM groups have "slave auction" fund raisers you could act it out. :-)

Guess maybe I should post the rough draft of the first part of the story I started writing last week. It's sort of expanding and detailing an old fantasy.

[badriya.livejournal.com]

I once got over-excited at a slave auction at Neverwhere, a bdsm club in London, and bid and got 4 slaves. Well, some of them nobody was bidding for and some I was just raising the bidding and everyone dropped out. It was kind of a shock to suddenly have four, not counting bluerose who refused to be auctioned, and who everyone would have bid for for the joy of flogging him because he can be a big mouth :).

[kengr]

So what did you *do* with four slaves? :-)

[badriya.livejournal.com]

Well, I wrapped one in clingfilm to keep for later. One wandered off while this was happening and I think he found someone to play with, and a third had very definite ideas about what he wanted to happen but was too demanding in exact details so I played with the 4th, who was a dream slave. He had been very well-trained and as far as I recall, it was a few years ago, I did some flogging and beating, which he liked. They all came with a set of instructions about what they were agreeing to and what not. Bluerose hovered around looking a bit cross and saying "I told you not to keep bidding" :).

Bluerose was actually a pro- dom and sub for some years before we met and a rent boy too. I didn't meet him in the course of business though. He knows a great deal about safe bdsm, all kinds of things way more extreme than I do. He looks very elegant if he canes or flogs anyone. He does it with style. He also knows all about safe needle play and stuff.

[lolleeroberts.livejournal.com]

I know you from a.c., we're both friends of Griff (I've adopted him as a little brother.) I was your secret Santa two years ago.

Hmm. What you don't know about me...I was in Portland in 1993 to receive the Academic All American award from USA Today. Loved the city and Powells.

[kengr]

Powells ought to have a warning label:

"Warning: The General Accounting Office has determined that Powells can be hazardous to your bank account."