kengr

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Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Griffen's Christmas party. It was Lin who spiked the punch with too much Diet Pepsi Twist. I can't help it if I drank 12 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like chocolate.

I thought it was funny when I put Kathy's panties on my head and danced the macarena on the couch while singing `Loyal Hampster Blues'. I didn't mean to break Griffen's TENS and don't know why Griffen would sue me for indecent exposure.

I don't remember calling Kermit's wife a horny sheep---even though she looked like one with pink eye shadow and purple lipstick!

And when I threw up on Anita's husband's penis, it was only because I ate too much of that Cheetos.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my van through my neighbor's bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a slutty dog and have me arrested for sodomy!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all pretty and frilly. And I'm really not to blame for any of this swishy stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and sensously yours,
Brooke (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 69 bucks!

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