Not merely "no", but "[censored] no"

[kengr]

Just got a notification of a new geocache less than 2 miles from my place.

I can safely state that *I* am never gonna get this one!

http://coord.info/GC2P2BM

Like the subject says. No way in [censored].

Unlike three others that I'm unlikely to get because they require a boat (or in one case a kayak) this is one where even if I had the gear and an accomplice, I'm not gonna try.

For that matter there's one near where one of my caches used to be that I'm not gonna get because it requires going up a tree (or having a stepladder).

Oh well, there are lots of others out there.

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[fayanora.livejournal.com]

This one is in Rock Butte Park on one of the number of rock climbing routes found here.

THIS CACHE REQUIRES THE ABILITY TO SAFELY RAPPEL/ ASCEND A FIXED ROPE. DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS CACHE IF YOU ARE NOT ABSOLUTELY COMFORTABLE WITH YOUR ABILITY TO CHOOSE AND SET A SAFE AND RELIABLE ANCHOR, TIE PROPER KNOTS, AND RAPPEL OR ASCEND SAFELY.

I WOULD SOONER BE GANG RAPED BY GLENN BECK, RUSH LIMBAUGH, AND SARAH PALIN WITH A STRAP-ON WHILE LICKING THE INSIDE OF MY TOILET BOWL CLEAN AND PISSING IN MY OWN MOUTH.

[kengr]

Hey, that one I can't get without a ladder is in those park blocks near where we pay bills.

I think you could get it if I helped (worst case, acting as a human step-stool. It's on top of a branch or in a hole in the end of the branch. Either way, it's about one to two feet above my head.

[fayanora.livejournal.com]

Highly unlikely. I REALLY don't like heights.