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([livejournal.com profile] fayanora and I have gotten in the habit of throwing good news/bad news lines at each other. Thought I'd share a few)

Good news: You've gotten a *glowing* review
Bad News: that's because the accident at the plant has contaminated everything.

Good news: You've been reincarnated as an internationally know "secret agent".
Bad News: Your partner is named Natasha and she always refers to your prime opponents as "Moose & Squirrel".

Good news: You've won $1,000,000
Bad news: And gas is $100,00/gallon

Feel free to throw in some of your own...

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