from freecycle opportland...

[kengr]

OFFERED: Mason/canning former soul containment jars in Tigard

Used to keep the souls of people who honked me off in them, but you
know, that just kinda' weighs on you after a while, so, as part of a
grudging, but reasonable step in my self-growth, I finally released
those souls (although I shook 'em sternly before I opened the jars, as
a final warning)

There is no remaining soul-residue, and before you ask, I released ALL
the souls, so no, I can't offer souls. Besides, I think freecycle
isn't keen on that. Which explains my surplus kidney collection.

Three bags full of them, nothing broken. They're too small for
children, cats, or Arcturian Mega-Weasels, so I have no use for them.

Maybe you can put other things in there. Maybe other souls. It's up
to you. The world is your oyster, provided your oyster fits into
these jars.

No rings or lids. The rings had rust and the lids, well, the lids had
soul-scratchmarks on 'em. You don't that kinda karma. Trust me.

Cheers,

Comments

[glinda-w.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

y'know, I could use some more pint and 8 oz canning jars, but I think I'll pass on the offer...