My Fine is $365.50 [silly meme]

[kengr]

(swiped from a mailing list)
Keep going until you' ve read each " Offense" and added up your total fine.
When you are done, send it back To the person that sent it to you and your other friends.
Title your Email " My fine is $........ " You don't have to confess your answers,
just the amount of your fine.

(Note, apparently multiple instances only count once or the fines would get astornomical)


Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents ' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who ' S name you didn't ' know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don' t remember the night before -- $20
Gone skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more a at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't' mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Had sex with two people of the opposite sex at the same time -- $60.30
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good - $25
Tally it up and Title it... " My Fine Is... "*

Comments

Hmm

[morgan-gw.livejournal.com]

As the wife of a person of Puerto Rican descent (Roland's mother is Puerto Rican), I have to take exception to that item. Why is having sex with someone of a particular ethnicity an issue? I find it additionally insulting that that's the only ethnicity mentioned.

Not your fault, Shadow, but that of the people who compiled it in the first place.

[acelightning.livejournal.com]

[badriya.livejournal.com]

395.40

[badriya.livejournal.com]

I diddn't count sex on mother's bed as she was away, we were married and staying in her flat, but what about sex on boyfriend's parents' bed? There was no question for that :)

[kengr]

I didn't get to count sex on the hideabed couch in her high-priced-lawyer father's home office, so you don't get to count that.

:-)