Wierd products
Nov. 16th, 2025 01:38 pmSo today's Oglaf had a "header" graphic about vagina polish. Silly yes?
Anyway![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
fayanora and I were joking around and I remembered a fake ad video from years back, It was essentially a Bedazzler for your crotch. I thought the names "Clitter" and on a whim, I googled it.
Much to my surprise an actual product came up.
https://www.fizzinbathbombs.com/products/adults-clittercapsules
warning, while not explictly adult, probably NSFW in many places.
Basically capsules of shimmery "glitter" lube to be inserted before sex. Definitely a WTF moment.
Frankly the best use I could think of was as a special effect for an R-rated horror movie involving some sort of alien VD...
"Yup son, you got the Rigellian crotch rot. Looks like we'll have to amputate"
Anyway
fayanora and I were joking around and I remembered a fake ad video from years back, It was essentially a Bedazzler for your crotch. I thought the names "Clitter" and on a whim, I googled it.Much to my surprise an actual product came up.
https://www.fizzinbathbombs.com/products/adults-clittercapsules
warning, while not explictly adult, probably NSFW in many places.
Basically capsules of shimmery "glitter" lube to be inserted before sex. Definitely a WTF moment.
Frankly the best use I could think of was as a special effect for an R-rated horror movie involving some sort of alien VD...
"Yup son, you got the Rigellian crotch rot. Looks like we'll have to amputate"
