Bad riddles

(don't recall where I heard this one)
"What's got bright purple and orange stripes, way too many legs, big fangs, feathery anntennae and is about 6 inches long?"

"I dunno, what?"

"I don't know either, but there's one crawling on your shoulder..."

(swiped from Oglaf.com)
Q: What mythological creatures don't have a reflection in a mirror?
A: All of them

A variant on an old set of jokes I just came up with. Likely to get you hurt in some parts of Terramagne.

Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: A Berrettafly.

Horrible story idea

I was reading something and it had a variation on one of the classic bullying memes:

During a PE class a guy who's obviously been held behind a few times (he's much bigger than the other guys) confronts the new kid (who is small for his age and a bit delicate looking)

"You're gonna meet me in the parking lot after school and get the beat down you've got coming. If you don't show up, tomorrow I'll bend you over a bench in the locker room and fuck your pansy ass."

Note, things did *not* go well for the bully. The story is one of the last ones in the Anthology "shadowed Souls" if you want to find out what happened)

Anyway, my more than a bit perverse muse piped up with a very *different* response from the bullied kid:

"Why don't we save a lot of time and you can fuck me in the locker room at the end of this class?"