Morgan pt 7

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We'd barely gotten on the bus when my phone and Chris's started going off.

I grabbed mine and I had a text from Sally. "Looking hot bro!" with an attached pic. I pulled up the photo.

Oh god. It was me in the hall outside English, right after Chris had given me that kiss and hug. My shorts had been a lot tighter than I thought after that kiss. My cock looked huge and my boobs were prominent as well. Looked like my nipples were hard enough to cut glass, even through the top.

I texted back "Where did you get that?"

Sally's response was "you're all over Facebook and Tumblr"

"I'm doomed."

Chris looked up from her phone.

"Somebody told you about the posts?"

I just backed up a bit and showed her the pic.

"My sister sent me that."

"Wow. That looks better than you did before I kissed you."

"Not helping."

"I wonder if the pic is good enough to blow up to poster size?"

"Really not helping."

"Aww. You'd look great on my bedroom wall."

"Yeah right up until your mom & dad see it. Then I'm dead and you'll be grounded for life."

Chris gave it some thought. "Nah, probably only grounded until college."

I made a face. "I'll still be dead though."

"Dad wouldn't do that. He'd probably just maim you a little."
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Horrible pun

My allergies were acting up and I was using a kleenex to wipe my eyes. I flipped it around between eyes so as to not spread anything from one to the other.

And I thought "gotta avoid cross-contamination" (hey, I'd just read a scene in a fanfic involving forensics)

Then the punster in my mind flashed on "cross" contamination. Alll sort of silly weird mages. Like tiny crucifixes scattered across a vampire hangout, or huge Roman executioner cross with all sorts of "ick" on them or...

Too many possibilities, too little time.