general silliness

scene: Fay is over at my place. I'd just given her a slice of the corned beef I'd cooked earlier in the crock pot, and I'm mooshing up a cooked potato and am putting ranch dressing on it.

Fay comments about that being weird & sick.

me: Ok, you can give back the meat.
Fay: I;'m sorry, I was under the influence of psychotropic drugs.
me: AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE?!
Fay: helpless laughter