(From my local SCA mailing list)
The tune should be recognizable.
Drip-itty doo-dah, drip-itty ay!
My, oh my, what a fearsome wet day.
Plenty of rain-clouds headin' our way!
Drip-itty doo-dah, drip-itty ay!
There's an umbrella on my shoulder,
But on the roads and highways,
All the rain is blowing sideways.
Drip-itty doo-dah, drip-itty ay!
My, oh my, what a Northwestern day.
Watch the sun-belters running away --
Drip-itty doo-dah, drip-itty ay!
Havoise, hoping the monsoon goes away