memeage

Ganked from fayanora who ganked it from nwzw

1. Are you currently in a serious relationship?
   
2. What was your dream growing up?
   
3. What talent do you wish you had?
   
4. If I bought you a drink what would it be?
   
5. Favorite vegetable?
   
6. What was the last book you read?
   
7. What zodiac sign are you?
   
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
   
9. Worst Habit?
   
10. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
    
11. What is your favorite sport?
    
12. Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
    
13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
    
14. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
    
15. Tell me one weird fact about you.
    
16. Do you have any pets?
    
17. What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
    
18. What was your first impression of me?
    
19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
    
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
    
21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
    
22. What color eyes do you have?
    
23. Ever been arrested?
    
24. Bottle or can soda?
    
25. If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
    
26. What's your favorite place to hang out at?
    
27. Do you believe in ghosts?
    
28. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
    
29. Do you swear a lot?
    
30. Biggest pet peeve?
    
31. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
    
32. Do you believe/appreciate romance?
    
33. Favorite and least favorite food?
    
34. Do you believe in God?
    
35. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

Apparently, y'all are supposed to fill this out and post your answers in a reply to this message.

Linux hassles

I'm playing with Linux (Kubuntu Hardy Heron) on an old Compaq (Presario 5170).

I've run into a couple of annoyances. First of all, the on board sound (Compaq lists it as "Aureal A3M") isn't recognized.

Second, my printer(s) are on an old HP JetDirect Plus3x (the 3A, not the 4A). I can't figure out how to get it recognized either. Even on Windows it requires more than just the IP address and port number (at least in part because it has *three* parallel ports on it)