The SCA is for Court

(from the AnTir mailing list)

The SCA is for Court - by James Llewellyn ap Gruffydd
To the Tune of "The Internet is for Porn" WOW version.

The SCA is really really great - For court
I’ve got connections so i don’t have to wait - For court
Huh?
There's always some new site, - For court
I drink all day and night - At court!
It's pretending I am really a knight- At court!
The SCA is for court Hey!
The SCA is for court, What are you doing!?
Why you think I play this sport? For Court court court
Court Junkieeeeee!
Oh hello gate monster
You are ruining my song
Oh me sorry, me no mean to
Well if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
Me no talkie
Good
I’m glad we research old technology At court
Which gives us untold opportunity At cor—oops, sorry
Right from your encampment For ---
You can research period tents Until you’ve had enough and you get bent
At court!! Junkiee!
The SCA is for court! Noooo
The SCA is for court! Junkie
Me up all night writing my report for court, court, court!
That’s sick you’re a fighter Ah, swords and boards gate monster
NO really, your sick Normal people don’t come to events and think about court.
Ohhhh? What?!You have no idea
Ready normal people? Ready--- ready ----ready
Let me hear it!
The sca is for court Sorry gate
The sca is for court! I'm late!
All these guys have royal ties at court, court, court!
The SCA is not for court!!
Court!, Court, C--- HOLD ON A SECOND!
Now i know for a fact that you, Barak, are a fighter who wakes up past noon
That’s correct.
And Seth, you can barely write
Sure!
And James, you spend your time flirting and socializing
Yes I do!
And Oswyn, you sent me that sweet hand crafted wooden period documented representation of an artifact from the Sutton Hoo burial which can now be
found on display at the museum in London and represents a typical possession owned by the upper aristocracy in ancient Celtic times
True!
Oh, but gate monster- What you think they do for kicks . . .? hmm?
.yeah
EEEWWWWW!
The sca is for court Gross!
The sca is for court I hate court
If you're a Duke it wasn't a fluke I hate you men!
Hold court , court, court!(harmonizing) court, court court, court
I’m leaving! court court court court court court court court I hate the SCA!
court court court court
The SCA is for The SCA is for The SCA is for court
!YEAH!