SCA Skippy's List *Filk*!!!

(From the Antir Mailing list)

I have been paying close attention to the Skippy list and I thought it
should be put to further use, but what song to filk it to... it then
occurred to me that there really is only one appropiate song to use.

An Tir Boys
A filk by "Marcos" de Foronda
To the traditional tune of "Bedlam Boys"

I used duct taped upon my cup
And flesh so I could battle
My screams when I took it off
Made all the dishes rattle

Chorus:
Still I sing bonny boys,
Bonny mad boys,
An Tir boys are bonny
For they have no cares,
And they act on a dare
And they all act oh so funny.

I went through the camps at night
For to find me a good party
And there I got a puppet show
>From a lantern shining smartly

Chorus:

While fighting at the castle door
Upon it I rapped quite loudly
"Candygram" was what I said
With "land shark" following proudly

Chorus:

I filled the propane lantern up
A puddle forming under
So when I had the lantern lit
We heard the sound of thunder

Chorus:

To help a lady cross the mud
Over shoulder did I sling her
Then running with her perched on high
"On to Dunkirk!" was I singing

Chorus:

While fighting against the shield wall
"Ten Little Indians" was I singing
And one by one in perfect time
They fell with helmets ringing

Chorus:

While drunk the eve before the war
My Knight's armor did I borrow
I insulted all the enemy force
Much to my good Knight's sorrow

Chorus:

With wet wood for the campfire
To light it they were asking
Brake fluid and a road flare worked
But eyebrows now I'm lacking

Chorus:

With marshmallow crossbow
And a court that I found boring
I shot the jester many times
To keep that fool from snoring

Chorus:




"Father" Marcos de Foroda
Fanatical Former of Fantastical Filks
marcos@earth-web.net
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/entertainers_of_antir/
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The AFA is at it again.

They've got an online poll about coroprations that support "the homosexual agenda". Of course, they are getting a huge "no I wouldn't do business with them" vote because they are carefully not spreading the word where the wrong people might hear about it.

http://www.afa.net/petitions/businesses/businesses.asp

They'll want a name, email address, state and zip code. Owning my own donain, I was able to give them their very own, easily filterable email address.

And yes, it will get you on a mailing list. They say you can get off of it by mailing them a "leave list message". We'll see.

Edited: This may be a trick to get email addreses. Someone noted that the numbers on the results page are hard coded...

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