More fortunes

I found a few more that were hiding...

You will be fortunate in everything you put your hands on.
Your courage will guide your future.
Someone is interested in you. Keep your eyes open.
Investigate new possibilities with friends. Now is the time.
You are capable of tremendous creativity.

I should also mention the classic "fortune cookie" game...

Read the fortune, then add "in bed" to the end. :-)

A few years back some kinky friends told me of the BDSM version. Much the same, except instead of "in bed" you use "in chains".

The man who saved the world

(this should have been posted yesterday, but i was distracted)

23 years ago Stanislav Petrov probably saved the world.