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I'm looking for the poem(?) that the following line is from:

Oh, what brave new world is this, that hath such people in it...?

Attention Californians

Ok, it was sort of funny when you swiped our rain. But it's getting old.

And today was the last straw. We had an honest to god *brushfire*. In February. And are in danger of having more.

That's it. Give us our weather back.