Relgious humor
Sep. 11th, 2019 12:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kengrSwiped from a mailing list I'm on....
Oh, yeah, did you know this if God had wanted us to go Metric, Jesus would have had TEN Disciples?
(laughs)
If God had wanted us to go Metric he would have given us TEN Commandments...
(laughs maniacally)
Jesus had an unfair advantage over all other carpenters: He only had to measure ONCE.
Oh, yeah, did you know this if God had wanted us to go Metric, Jesus would have had TEN Disciples?
(laughs)
If God had wanted us to go Metric he would have given us TEN Commandments...
(laughs maniacally)
Jesus had an unfair advantage over all other carpenters: He only had to measure ONCE.
no subject
Date: 2019-09-12 12:12 am (UTC)Point out that the literal translation of the Hebrew word that they've using as Jesus profession is 'Uncontracted Builder of houses'... and in those times, houses we're made of stone.
Yup, Jesus was a FreeMason.
no subject
Date: 2019-09-12 01:30 pm (UTC)There's several mistranslations in the King James version. It's "Voice of the turtle dove" and "cable through the eye of a needle" for example.
mistranslations..
Date: 2019-09-12 02:09 pm (UTC)Actually.. come to think of it...
no subject
Date: 2019-09-12 01:29 pm (UTC)Now I'm remembering the scene from Mel Brooks' _History of the World, Part One_ where Moses comes down from the mount.
"I bring you these fifteen..." *Crunch!* "Ten! These ten commandments!"