Here, have an earworm!

[kengr]

"Joe Bethancourt - Unanswered Questions" (Watch on YouTube)

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[acelightning]

Dolly Parton has already admitted in print that she's had lots and lots of cosmetic surgeries of various kinds. She actually once had to have her breasts surgically reduced because she was suffering from back trouble because of the excess mass up front.

But... why do we drive on a parkway, but park on a driveway?. Where does your reflection go when you walk away from a mirror? Where does your shadow go when you turn off the light? Do birds get airsick when they fly? What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

[fayanora]

Betty White was the best thing before sliced bread.

[acelightning]

Yep, Betty White was born before mass-produced sliced bread became available.

However, Betty White could not possibly have been the best thing before flush toilets.

[kengr]

Given that by one definition those go back to the Minoans, you're setting a pretty high bar there!

:-)

[kengr]

Actually, come to think of it, I'll top you by naming bread or beer (the two are likely contemporaneous)

[acelightning]

Beer isn't one of my favorite things, although bread is (whoever left the "spoiled" porridge to ferment until it got light was inspired by the Gods).

[fayanora]

True. I don't think anybody human could be 5000+ years old yet.