Five Dangerously Impatient Heirs and Successors
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Why wait around for the throne or the cash when murder can deliver it immediately?
Five Dangerously Impatient Heirs and Successors
Here – here’s why I’m doing all this relabelling work in one photo of actual printouts of the same area of map, laid out side by side on a tabletop, and shot from above:
Look at the street names.
That’s why.
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"Deb, you've outdone yourself!"
"Aww, thanks, Pat!"
"So, what do you call it?"
"Well, with all the candied cherries on there, I'm thinking...'THE CHERRY POPPIN' CANDY CASTLE!' What do you think?"
"I like it."
"AND, we can throw in a half dozen 'Tunnel of Love' cookies with each order!"
"Oooh, good idea! Especially since no one but those college guys will buy any."
"Yeah...I guess the extra icing must be turning people off - too many calories. Remember how that lady said they weren't family-friendly?"
"That was kind of weird. Must be one of those health nuts."
"Aw, you know how it is. People are so paranoid about what they put in their mouths these days."
Thanks to Anony M. & Christina P. for the great spread.
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
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