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[kengr]

(swiped from kshandra

Lots of questions

1. If I looked on your bed right now, what would I find?
   pillows, cushions, sheets, an afghan, and my CPAP mask
   
2. Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed?
   depends on who's here.
   
3. Are your clothes ironed?
   [hysterical laughter]
   I own an iron and ironing board. But I don't think I've used either in 30 years.
   
4. Sleep on your back or stomach?
   Neither. Can't sleep on my stomach. And sleeping on my back tends to hurt.
   
5. Are you a cuddler?
   Maybe. Not like I have many opportunities.
   
6. Are you single?
   Yes
   
7. Does someone love you?
   Dunno.
   
8. What were you doing before this survey?
   Futzing around on the computer.
   
9. What will you do after the survey?
   Futz around on the computer
   
10. Marriage or living together?
    Neither.
    
11. What shirt are you wearing now?
    http://www.offworlddesigns.com/p-34-good-book-t-shirt.aspx
    
12. Do you believe in love?
    Maybe.
    
13. Do you de-label your beer bottles?
    No. Can't get the deposit without the label.
    
14. Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
    Tend to hide.
    
15. Is there something you regret and wish you could take back?
    Many things.
    
16. First thing you do when you wake up?
    Make a dash for the bathroom. After that, apply the Juxta-Lites to my legs.
    
17. What are you excited for?
    Excited?
    
18. Do you like the beach?
    Not in this weather!
    
19. Who's the last person you texted?
    fayanora
    
20. Do you hate someone?
    No.
    
21. Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles?
    Again, if you do that, you can't get the deposit back.
    
22. When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
    That's why it's on the other side of the room.
    
23. If you were given the chance to take care of a monkey for a weekend, would you?
    Do I look crazy?
    
24. What is the current advertisement on the side of the screen?
    None.
    
25. What are you looking forward to in the next few months?
    nothing.
    
26. When will you turn 50?
    Five years and eleven months ago.
    
27. Are you ticklish?
    I can turn it off.
    
28. Where do you wish you were right now?
    Counting my lottery winnings.
    
29. What song are you currently listening to?
    The late news
    
30. Have you ever passed out from drinking?
    No.
    
31. Do you believe in cheating?
    At what?
    
32. What time did you wake up this morning?
    I didn't.
    
33. Do you have any cousins?
    No.
    
34. What makes you smile?
    Wouldn't *you* like to know.
    
35. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
    A wrong number from area code 269
    
36. Are you happy?
    Meh.
    
37. Are you hungry?
    Nope.
    
38. What was your dream last night?
    Dream?
    
39. Do you like to shop?
    Depends on what I'm shopping for. And if I can spare the money.
    
40. What side of the heart do you draw first?
    I don't draw.
    
41. Can you dive without plugging your nose?
    Yeah.
    
42. What color is your razor?
    Depends.
    
43. What is your blood-type?
    O. Can't remember if it's positive or negative.
    
44. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
    I wouldn't.
    
45. What is a rumor someone has spread about you?
    Don't know of any.
    
46. How do you feel about carrots?
    They're edible.
    
47. How many chairs are at the dining room table?
    Don't have a dining room. Or a dining room table.
    
48. Which is the best Spice Girl?
    N/A
    
49. Do you know what time it is?
    23:21 PST