Fortune cookies
Sep. 26th, 2006 11:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kengrWhile cleaning my desk tonight, I realized that the fortune cookie fortunes I'd been tossing in the corner had piled up a bit.
So I transcribed them all to a file for future use. :-)
First the ones that produce a "yeah, right" response...
Participation in sports may lead to a lucrative career.
This year your highest priority will be your family.
You have an ambitious nature and will make a name for yourself.
You will be unusually successful in an entertainment career.
Your air of confidence naturally draws others to you.
Then the rest:
A faithful friend is a strong defense.
A friend asks only for your time, not your money.
A great honor will be bestowed upon you with the coming year.
A new relationship is about to blossom. You will be blessed.
Avoid unchallenging occupations - they will waste your great talents.
Be prepared to receive something special with no strings attached.
Buy a small gift for someone who did something thoughtful for you.
Creating is the greatest proof of being alive.
Delay a major purchase. A better deal is coming.
Diamonds are as cold as ice unless they are given with a warm heart.
Do not burden yourself with trivial matters.
Do not dwell on differences with a loved one, try to compromise.
Don't just learn the tricks of trade. Learn the trade.
Don't let friends impose on you, work calmly and silently.
Eat your fruits and vegetables to strengthen your health.
Focus on your long-term goal. Good things will soon happen.
Friendship - one soul in two bodies.
Friendship is the key to success.
Good news will be brought to you by mail.
Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.
Investigate new possibilities with friends. Now is the time.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
Keep your eyes open on Thursday for a special opportunity.
Liberty comes in obeying the laws of nature.
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
Life is like poker, eventually you are dealt a new hand.
Listen these next few days to your friends to get answers you seek.
Look for the dream that keeps coming back. It is your destiny.
Need some adventure and enjoyment? Take a vacation.
No one can walk backward into the future.
Noticing nuances makes decisions easier.
Opportunity awaits you next Monday.
Opportunity knocks on your door every day - answer it.
Others are anxious to get to know you better.
Politeness costs nothing and gains everything.
Practice is the best of all instructors.
Recognize when it is advisable to compromise.
Respect the views of others. You will end up ahead.
Seek friendship and you will find someone special this month.
Something on 4 wheels will soon be a fun investment for you!
Speak only well of people and you need never whisper.
Stop searching. Happiness will come to you.
Success is a ladder you cannot climb with your hands in your pockets,
The best teacher is also a student.
The education of the will is the object of our existence.
The power you desire lives within your heart.
The smart thing to do is begin trusting your intuitions.
The softest voice sometimes carries the most power.
The star of riches is shining on you this month.
The truly generous shares even the undeserving.
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
Those who can laugh at themselves have truly happy hearts.
Though ambition itself is a vice, yet it is often the source of virtue.
Time heals all wounds. Keep your chin up.
Tomorrow will be lucky and memorable for you.
Trust is the secret to finding the answer you're looking for.
Try something new and different. You will like the results.
Welcome the change coming soon into your life.
You are admired for your accomplishments.
You are always welcome in any gathering. Host a party this month.
You are cheerful and well-liked.
You are far more influential than you think.
You are headed in the right direction. Trust your instincts.
You are in for an enlightening experience.
You have a charming way with words. Send an email to a friend.
You learn more by falling than by fear of falling.
You shouldn't overspend at the moment. Frugality is important.
You will be advanced socially without any special effort.
You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.
You will be rewarded for being a good listener this week.
You will be showered with good luck before your next birthday.
You will bring sunshine into someone's life this week.
You will enjoy doing something different this coming weekend.
You will find your solution where you least expect it.
You will obtain your goal if you maintain your course.
You will soon be involved in many gatherings and parties.
You will soon have your moment of glory.
You will take a chance on something in the near future.
Your charming smile is attracting everyone around you.
Your dream will come true when you least expect it.
Your example will inspire others.
Your fondest dream will come true within this year.
Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life.
Your mentality is alert, practical and analytical.
Your sense of humor allows you to glide through these difficult times.
So I transcribed them all to a file for future use. :-)
First the ones that produce a "yeah, right" response...
Participation in sports may lead to a lucrative career.
This year your highest priority will be your family.
You have an ambitious nature and will make a name for yourself.
You will be unusually successful in an entertainment career.
Your air of confidence naturally draws others to you.
Then the rest:
A faithful friend is a strong defense.
A friend asks only for your time, not your money.
A great honor will be bestowed upon you with the coming year.
A new relationship is about to blossom. You will be blessed.
Avoid unchallenging occupations - they will waste your great talents.
Be prepared to receive something special with no strings attached.
Buy a small gift for someone who did something thoughtful for you.
Creating is the greatest proof of being alive.
Delay a major purchase. A better deal is coming.
Diamonds are as cold as ice unless they are given with a warm heart.
Do not burden yourself with trivial matters.
Do not dwell on differences with a loved one, try to compromise.
Don't just learn the tricks of trade. Learn the trade.
Don't let friends impose on you, work calmly and silently.
Eat your fruits and vegetables to strengthen your health.
Focus on your long-term goal. Good things will soon happen.
Friendship - one soul in two bodies.
Friendship is the key to success.
Good news will be brought to you by mail.
Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.
Investigate new possibilities with friends. Now is the time.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
Keep your eyes open on Thursday for a special opportunity.
Liberty comes in obeying the laws of nature.
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
Life is like poker, eventually you are dealt a new hand.
Listen these next few days to your friends to get answers you seek.
Look for the dream that keeps coming back. It is your destiny.
Need some adventure and enjoyment? Take a vacation.
No one can walk backward into the future.
Noticing nuances makes decisions easier.
Opportunity awaits you next Monday.
Opportunity knocks on your door every day - answer it.
Others are anxious to get to know you better.
Politeness costs nothing and gains everything.
Practice is the best of all instructors.
Recognize when it is advisable to compromise.
Respect the views of others. You will end up ahead.
Seek friendship and you will find someone special this month.
Something on 4 wheels will soon be a fun investment for you!
Speak only well of people and you need never whisper.
Stop searching. Happiness will come to you.
Success is a ladder you cannot climb with your hands in your pockets,
The best teacher is also a student.
The education of the will is the object of our existence.
The power you desire lives within your heart.
The smart thing to do is begin trusting your intuitions.
The softest voice sometimes carries the most power.
The star of riches is shining on you this month.
The truly generous shares even the undeserving.
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
Those who can laugh at themselves have truly happy hearts.
Though ambition itself is a vice, yet it is often the source of virtue.
Time heals all wounds. Keep your chin up.
Tomorrow will be lucky and memorable for you.
Trust is the secret to finding the answer you're looking for.
Try something new and different. You will like the results.
Welcome the change coming soon into your life.
You are admired for your accomplishments.
You are always welcome in any gathering. Host a party this month.
You are cheerful and well-liked.
You are far more influential than you think.
You are headed in the right direction. Trust your instincts.
You are in for an enlightening experience.
You have a charming way with words. Send an email to a friend.
You learn more by falling than by fear of falling.
You shouldn't overspend at the moment. Frugality is important.
You will be advanced socially without any special effort.
You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.
You will be rewarded for being a good listener this week.
You will be showered with good luck before your next birthday.
You will bring sunshine into someone's life this week.
You will enjoy doing something different this coming weekend.
You will find your solution where you least expect it.
You will obtain your goal if you maintain your course.
You will soon be involved in many gatherings and parties.
You will soon have your moment of glory.
You will take a chance on something in the near future.
Your charming smile is attracting everyone around you.
Your dream will come true when you least expect it.
Your example will inspire others.
Your fondest dream will come true within this year.
Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life.
Your mentality is alert, practical and analytical.
Your sense of humor allows you to glide through these difficult times.
