kengr

1. Yup, while stationed in Michigan.
2. Yup, I won a coveted role in a production of The King and I when I was a teenager by being willing to shave my head (they'd run out of bald wigs) and, as a matter of fact, I did play some sort of monk (I dunno if it was Buddhist or not, but this gotta be close enough).
3. Yup (Don't ask).
4. Nope, but close.
5. Nope, not even close.
6. Well, if you make that shrimp and change the "hunky" to "stacked," yup.
7. Been there, done that (still have some of the damn cards).
8. No idea what that means.
9. Hasn't everyone?
10. Military mainframe, at that.
11. Nope.
12. No (thank God).
13. Not even of Pussynet.