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Feb. 13th, 2007
SCA silliness
Feb. 13th, 2007 02:21 pmFrom: Ioseph
Subj: Herald Hunting Season opens!
Date: 8 Dec 91
KINGDOM OF ATENVELDT HERALD SEASON AND BAG LIMITS
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1300.01 GENERAL
1. Any person with a valid Atenveldt hunting license may harvest heralds.
2. Taking of heralds with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of rare books as bait is prohibited.
3. Killing of heralds with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead herald to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash.
4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest heralds from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft.
5. It shall be unlawful to shout "newbie", "you -still- don't have a device?", or "free Perrier!" for the purpose of trapping heralds.
6. It shall be unlawful to hunt heralds within 100 yards of BMW dealerships.
7. It shall be unlawful to use sheep, young squires, $100 bills, bunny-fur bimbos, or newbies to attract heralds.
8. It shall be unlawful to hunt heralds within 200 yards of Royal Court, Baronial Court, whorehouses, health spas, sheep ranches or used bookstores.
9. If a herald is appointed to Corporate office, it shall be a felony to hunt, trap, or possess it.
10. Stuffed or mounted heralds must have a state health department inspection for rabies and other vermin.
11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a sheep, newbie, Tuchux, bunny-fur bimbo or tavern keeper for the purpose of hunting heralds.
12> It shall be illegal to hunt any herald in actual performance of their duties.
BAG LIMITS
1. Yellow Bellied Sidewinder 2
2. Two-faced Letter Writer 1
3. Common Back-stabber 4
4. Small-breasted Ball Buster (Female only) 3
5. Big-mouthed Pub Gut 2
6. Honest Herald EXTINCT
7. Cut-throat 2
8. Back-stabbing Whiner 2
9. Brown-nosed Crown Kisser 2
10. Absent-Minded Device Loser $100 BOUNTY
http://www.florilegium.org/files/UNCAT/humor-msg.html
Subj: Herald Hunting Season opens!
Date: 8 Dec 91
KINGDOM OF ATENVELDT HERALD SEASON AND BAG LIMITS
**********************************************************************
1300.01 GENERAL
1. Any person with a valid Atenveldt hunting license may harvest heralds.
2. Taking of heralds with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of rare books as bait is prohibited.
3. Killing of heralds with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead herald to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash.
4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest heralds from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft.
5. It shall be unlawful to shout "newbie", "you -still- don't have a device?", or "free Perrier!" for the purpose of trapping heralds.
6. It shall be unlawful to hunt heralds within 100 yards of BMW dealerships.
7. It shall be unlawful to use sheep, young squires, $100 bills, bunny-fur bimbos, or newbies to attract heralds.
8. It shall be unlawful to hunt heralds within 200 yards of Royal Court, Baronial Court, whorehouses, health spas, sheep ranches or used bookstores.
9. If a herald is appointed to Corporate office, it shall be a felony to hunt, trap, or possess it.
10. Stuffed or mounted heralds must have a state health department inspection for rabies and other vermin.
11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a sheep, newbie, Tuchux, bunny-fur bimbo or tavern keeper for the purpose of hunting heralds.
12> It shall be illegal to hunt any herald in actual performance of their duties.
BAG LIMITS
1. Yellow Bellied Sidewinder 2
2. Two-faced Letter Writer 1
3. Common Back-stabber 4
4. Small-breasted Ball Buster (Female only) 3
5. Big-mouthed Pub Gut 2
6. Honest Herald EXTINCT
7. Cut-throat 2
8. Back-stabbing Whiner 2
9. Brown-nosed Crown Kisser 2
10. Absent-Minded Device Loser $100 BOUNTY
http://www.florilegium.org/files/UNCAT/humor-msg.html
Reading on censorship, my mind wandered thru some related topics. And I eventually came up with this little gem. It'd terrify the conservatives and certain religious types worse than they already are.
Postulated:
Parents have a right to teach their religions and values to their children.
They do not have the right to deny them knowledge of other values and religions.
If parents believe that their faith and values are better, then they can show this by convincing their children of this, rather than coercing them into acting as if they agree.
Likewise, schools and teachers should be teaching children how to think. How to evaluate ideas, not to blindly follow accepted values just because they are accepted. Logic and critical thinking are crucial. Without them, teaching facts is a waste of time and resoueces.
Discuss.
Postulated:
Parents have a right to teach their religions and values to their children.
They do not have the right to deny them knowledge of other values and religions.
If parents believe that their faith and values are better, then they can show this by convincing their children of this, rather than coercing them into acting as if they agree.
Likewise, schools and teachers should be teaching children how to think. How to evaluate ideas, not to blindly follow accepted values just because they are accepted. Logic and critical thinking are crucial. Without them, teaching facts is a waste of time and resoueces.
Discuss.