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Complete the sentence:
1) My uncle: is a null set
2) Never in my life: have I left North America.
3) When I was five: we took a trip to Washington DC & New York City.
4) High School was: social hell.
5) I will never forget: mom trying to show me Sputnik.
6) I once met:a porn star.
7) Theres this girl I know who: used to be a boy.
8) Once, at a bar: (can't think of anything)
9) By noon Im usually: starting to wake up.
10) Last night: I crashed out early because my back hurt
11) If I only had: the interest on Bill Gates fortune.
12) Next time I go to church, I: will probably be attending someone's wedding or funeral.
13) Terry Schiavo: is a subject I'm tired of.
14) What worries me most: is that when my current sources of income go away (and they will) I won't be able to get new ones.
15) When I turn my head left, I see: entirely too much "stuff"
16) When I turn my head right, I see: my other two monitors
17) You know Im lying when: I start praising the current government.
18) What I miss most about the eighties: a job I liked
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, Id be: very confused
20) By this time next year: I'd like to be thinner and mostly hairless. :-)
21) This entry is missing because: you aren't cleared for that Citizen.
Trust The Computer!
22) I have a hard time understanding: many social interactions
23) If I ever go back to school Ill: be very lucky.
24) You know I like you if: I buy stuff for you.
25) If I won an award, the first person Id thank would be: Error. Error. Does not compute
26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens, & Geraldine Ferraro: are all famous
27) Take my advice, never: cross the beams
28) My ideal breakfast is: food. Preferably something I like.
29) A song I love, but do not have is: a song I don't know the title of!
30) If you visit my hometown, I'd suggest: that you must have been really, really bored.
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips, and track stars: would seem to be a disjoint set.
32) Why won't anyone: vote for what's right rather than "throw away [their] vote"?
33) If you spend the night at my house, don't:
(yes, that's the answer)
34) I'd stop my wedding/marriage for:Error. Buffer overflow. Please reboot brain
35) The world could do without: people who want to run other people's lives.
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: be one.
37) My favorite blonde is: ???
Sorry, I can't recall any blondes that I know. Not that I don't know any, just that my mind doesn't have them filed that way.
38) Paperclips are more useful than: most politicians.
39) If I do anything well it's: computers stuff. Especially explaining how to do stuff.
40) And by the way: this meme is weird.
41) The last time I was drunk, I: was probably 4.
Really. I don't do drunk.
Questions only, for your convenience in spreading the meme:
1) My uncle:
2) Never in my life:
3) When I was five:
4) High School was:
5) I will never forget:
6) I once met:
7) Theres this girl I know who:
8) Once, at a bar:
9) By noon Im usually:
10) Last night:
11) If I only had:
12) Next time I go to church, I:
13) Terry Schiavo:
14) What worries me most:
15) When I turn my head left, I see:
16) When I turn my head right, I see:
17) You know Im lying when:
18) What I miss most about the eighties:
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, Id be:
20) By this time next year:
21) This entry is missing because:
22) I have a hard time understanding:
23) If I ever go back to school Ill:
24) You know I like you if:
25) If I won an award, the first person Id thank would be:
26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens, & Geraldine Ferraro:
27) Take my advice, never:
28) My ideal breakfast is:
29) A song I love, but do not have is:
30) If you visit my hometown, I'd suggest:
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips, and track stars:
32) Why won't anyone:
33) If you spend the night at my house, don't:
34) I'd stop my wedding/marriage for:
35) The world could do without:
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than:
37) My favorite blonde is:
38) Paperclips are more useful than:
39) If I do anything well it's:
40) And by the way:
41) The last time I was drunk, I:
griffen)Complete the sentence:
1) My uncle: is a null set
2) Never in my life: have I left North America.
3) When I was five: we took a trip to Washington DC & New York City.
4) High School was: social hell.
5) I will never forget: mom trying to show me Sputnik.
6) I once met:a porn star.
7) Theres this girl I know who: used to be a boy.
8) Once, at a bar: (can't think of anything)
9) By noon Im usually: starting to wake up.
10) Last night: I crashed out early because my back hurt
11) If I only had: the interest on Bill Gates fortune.
12) Next time I go to church, I: will probably be attending someone's wedding or funeral.
13) Terry Schiavo: is a subject I'm tired of.
14) What worries me most: is that when my current sources of income go away (and they will) I won't be able to get new ones.
15) When I turn my head left, I see: entirely too much "stuff"
16) When I turn my head right, I see: my other two monitors
17) You know Im lying when: I start praising the current government.
18) What I miss most about the eighties: a job I liked
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, Id be: very confused
20) By this time next year: I'd like to be thinner and mostly hairless. :-)
21) This entry is missing because: you aren't cleared for that Citizen.
Trust The Computer!
22) I have a hard time understanding: many social interactions
23) If I ever go back to school Ill: be very lucky.
24) You know I like you if: I buy stuff for you.
25) If I won an award, the first person Id thank would be: Error. Error. Does not compute
26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens, & Geraldine Ferraro: are all famous
27) Take my advice, never: cross the beams
28) My ideal breakfast is: food. Preferably something I like.
29) A song I love, but do not have is: a song I don't know the title of!
30) If you visit my hometown, I'd suggest: that you must have been really, really bored.
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips, and track stars: would seem to be a disjoint set.
32) Why won't anyone: vote for what's right rather than "throw away [their] vote"?
33) If you spend the night at my house, don't:
(yes, that's the answer)
34) I'd stop my wedding/marriage for:Error. Buffer overflow. Please reboot brain
35) The world could do without: people who want to run other people's lives.
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: be one.
37) My favorite blonde is: ???
Sorry, I can't recall any blondes that I know. Not that I don't know any, just that my mind doesn't have them filed that way.
38) Paperclips are more useful than: most politicians.
39) If I do anything well it's: computers stuff. Especially explaining how to do stuff.
40) And by the way: this meme is weird.
41) The last time I was drunk, I: was probably 4.
Really. I don't do drunk.
Questions only, for your convenience in spreading the meme:
1) My uncle:
2) Never in my life:
3) When I was five:
4) High School was:
5) I will never forget:
6) I once met:
7) Theres this girl I know who:
8) Once, at a bar:
9) By noon Im usually:
10) Last night:
11) If I only had:
12) Next time I go to church, I:
13) Terry Schiavo:
14) What worries me most:
15) When I turn my head left, I see:
16) When I turn my head right, I see:
17) You know Im lying when:
18) What I miss most about the eighties:
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, Id be:
20) By this time next year:
21) This entry is missing because:
22) I have a hard time understanding:
23) If I ever go back to school Ill:
24) You know I like you if:
25) If I won an award, the first person Id thank would be:
26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens, & Geraldine Ferraro:
27) Take my advice, never:
28) My ideal breakfast is:
29) A song I love, but do not have is:
30) If you visit my hometown, I'd suggest:
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips, and track stars:
32) Why won't anyone:
33) If you spend the night at my house, don't:
34) I'd stop my wedding/marriage for:
35) The world could do without:
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than:
37) My favorite blonde is:
38) Paperclips are more useful than:
39) If I do anything well it's:
40) And by the way:
41) The last time I was drunk, I:
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