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From: Ioseph
Subj: Herald Hunting Season opens!
Date: 8 Dec 91
KINGDOM OF ATENVELDT HERALD SEASON AND BAG LIMITS
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1300.01 GENERAL
1. Any person with a valid Atenveldt hunting license may harvest heralds.
2. Taking of heralds with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of rare books as bait is prohibited.
3. Killing of heralds with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead herald to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash.
4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest heralds from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft.
5. It shall be unlawful to shout "newbie", "you -still- don't have a device?", or "free Perrier!" for the purpose of trapping heralds.
6. It shall be unlawful to hunt heralds within 100 yards of BMW dealerships.
7. It shall be unlawful to use sheep, young squires, $100 bills, bunny-fur bimbos, or newbies to attract heralds.
8. It shall be unlawful to hunt heralds within 200 yards of Royal Court, Baronial Court, whorehouses, health spas, sheep ranches or used bookstores.
9. If a herald is appointed to Corporate office, it shall be a felony to hunt, trap, or possess it.
10. Stuffed or mounted heralds must have a state health department inspection for rabies and other vermin.
11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a sheep, newbie, Tuchux, bunny-fur bimbo or tavern keeper for the purpose of hunting heralds.
12> It shall be illegal to hunt any herald in actual performance of their duties.
BAG LIMITS
1. Yellow Bellied Sidewinder 2
2. Two-faced Letter Writer 1
3. Common Back-stabber 4
4. Small-breasted Ball Buster (Female only) 3
5. Big-mouthed Pub Gut 2
6. Honest Herald EXTINCT
7. Cut-throat 2
8. Back-stabbing Whiner 2
9. Brown-nosed Crown Kisser 2
10. Absent-Minded Device Loser $100 BOUNTY
http://www.florilegium.org/files/UNCAT/humor-msg.html
Subj: Herald Hunting Season opens!
Date: 8 Dec 91
KINGDOM OF ATENVELDT HERALD SEASON AND BAG LIMITS
**********************************************************************
1300.01 GENERAL
1. Any person with a valid Atenveldt hunting license may harvest heralds.
2. Taking of heralds with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of rare books as bait is prohibited.
3. Killing of heralds with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead herald to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash.
4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest heralds from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft.
5. It shall be unlawful to shout "newbie", "you -still- don't have a device?", or "free Perrier!" for the purpose of trapping heralds.
6. It shall be unlawful to hunt heralds within 100 yards of BMW dealerships.
7. It shall be unlawful to use sheep, young squires, $100 bills, bunny-fur bimbos, or newbies to attract heralds.
8. It shall be unlawful to hunt heralds within 200 yards of Royal Court, Baronial Court, whorehouses, health spas, sheep ranches or used bookstores.
9. If a herald is appointed to Corporate office, it shall be a felony to hunt, trap, or possess it.
10. Stuffed or mounted heralds must have a state health department inspection for rabies and other vermin.
11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a sheep, newbie, Tuchux, bunny-fur bimbo or tavern keeper for the purpose of hunting heralds.
12> It shall be illegal to hunt any herald in actual performance of their duties.
BAG LIMITS
1. Yellow Bellied Sidewinder 2
2. Two-faced Letter Writer 1
3. Common Back-stabber 4
4. Small-breasted Ball Buster (Female only) 3
5. Big-mouthed Pub Gut 2
6. Honest Herald EXTINCT
7. Cut-throat 2
8. Back-stabbing Whiner 2
9. Brown-nosed Crown Kisser 2
10. Absent-Minded Device Loser $100 BOUNTY
http://www.florilegium.org/files/UNCAT/humor-msg.html
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