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I have a cunning plan...
SCA Evil Plan generator
Here's mine
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Take over the SCA
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Why the hell not
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a member of the BOD. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Really Big Skirts?
Stage Two:
Next, you will seize control of the event's beer supply. This will cause countless hordes of Sci-Fi Cultists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Reveal to the Knowne World your Great Supernatural Forces, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. This will all be done from a Castle Anthrax, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Here's mine
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Take over the SCA
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Why the hell not
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a member of the BOD. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Really Big Skirts?
Stage Two:
Next, you will seize control of the event's beer supply. This will cause countless hordes of Sci-Fi Cultists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Reveal to the Knowne World your Great Supernatural Forces, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. This will all be done from a Castle Anthrax, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.