janetmiles.livejournal.com ([identity profile] janetmiles.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] kengr 2005-10-09 10:03 pm (UTC)

A man is driving through the European countryside when a car comes hurtling around a corner heading the opposite direction. The driver, a woman, leans out of the window and shrieks, "PIG!"

The man, rather offended by this uninvited insult, screams back, "COW!" then floors the gas and swings around the corner himself.

Smack dab into the biggest pig he'd ever seen.

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