I have many handicaps, the lack of a personality being chief among them.

Actually, I injured my wrists back in 1989, tearing the ligaments and cartilege. They've deteriorated to the point that the twisting and bending motion used for writing is almost unbearble, even after surgery to remove the damaged cartilege. I also have arthritis, heart problems, lung problems, memory problems, diabetes, high blood pressure, ulcers, body oder, bad breath, and memory problems. I'm a write-off but I'm to selfish to lay down and quit.