Dementia Test

It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.

Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.

OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster?
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2. Say 'silk ' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?
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3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
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4. It's thirty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany). Anyway, during the flight, two engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of 'no man's land' between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no man's land'?
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5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London , 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swenson, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea , three people get off and five people get on. In Carmarthen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.
What was the name of the bus driver?
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Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than you.
PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!

Why does no one *tell* you these things.

I've always had trouble getting on sports bras. The back tends to roll up and I can't reach to straighten it out.

It's even worse if I'm still a bit damp from a shower.

I've tried many things to get the back unrolled. Most barely worked.

Today, while struiggling with one with even less success than usual, I suddenly remembered a "tip" a lot of TVs and crossdressers give for fastening a regular bra. Basically, put it on backwards, fastn it in front, then spin it around and finally, put your arms thru the straps.

Obviously fastening wasn't a problem, but the rest sort of applied. I worked my arms out of the straps, pulled the bra down farther and was able to get the back unrolled. Then I pulled it back up, put my arms through the straps and it was fine.

Slipped my forms in and put on my top. *Much* easier than the usual struggle. And it's only taken me a dozen years to figure this out? Oy.