Meme time

[kengr]

I'm bored waiting for a program to finish so I I'm doing a meme...



You know the drill:
Put an "X" before the things you've never done
Put an "_" before the ones you have
Add one more "I never" to the end of the list.

(_) I never have been drunk
(_) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(X) I never crashed a friend's car
[X] I never have been to Japan
(_) I never rode in a taxi
(_) I never had anal sex
(_) I never have been in love
(_) I never had sex
(X) I never have had sex in public
(X) I never have been dumped
(_) I never shoplifted
(_) I never have been fired
(_) I never have been in a fistfight
(X) I never had a threesome
(_) I never snuck out of my parents' house
(_) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(X) I never have been caught masturbating
(_) I never pissed on myself
(_) I never pissed on someone else
(_) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(_) I never have been arrested
(X) I never made out with a stranger
(_) I never stole something from my job
(X) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(X) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(X) I never had a crush on a teacher
(X) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(X) I never have been to Europe
(X) I never skipped school
(X) I never slept with a co-worker
(_) I never cut myself on purpose
(X) I never had sex at the office
(X) I've never been married
(X) I've never been divorced
(X) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(X) I never have posed nude
(X) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(X) I never cheated on my significant other
(X) I never had sex with my boss
(X) I never have eaten snake meat
(X) I never jumped out of an airplane
(X) I have never been to a nudist event
(_) I never had a permanent residence outside of the state/province I was born in
(X) I never have ridden an elephant
(X) I've never had sex in a hot tub/whirlpool
(_) I've never played Dungeons & Dragons
(X) I never finished my degree
[X) I've never attempted suicide
(X) I've never voted for a Presidential candidate that won.