Heh... A friend of mine had a run in with the church ladies sort... she offered to show them their sex tape since they seemed to be so interested in what she and her partners were doing...
As she said, they left so fast you could almost hear the sonic boom...although apparently the younger of the four came back later, asking for pointers...
I weas in a group home for a while and they decided to supply condoms. I had to explain to one of the staff (a *nice* church lady sort) why they needed to have unlubricated condoms.
Short of getting *way* too descriptive, I had to settle for "because the lube tastes *awful*".
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Heh... A friend of mine had a run in with the church ladies sort... she offered to show them their sex tape since they seemed to be so interested in what she and her partners were doing...
As she said, they left so fast you could almost hear the sonic boom...although apparently the younger of the four came back later, asking for pointers...
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Short of getting *way* too descriptive, I had to settle for "because the lube tastes *awful*".