Not a planet naming convention or anything, but a naming convention for ships I came up with for Traipahni ships is that they have this tradition of giving long, unusual names to ships. Here are some of the ship name translations into English:
* What Do You Mean By "Speed Limit"?
* I Laugh In The Face Of Death, And Then I Cry And Run Away.
* I Went To Earth And All I Got Was Anally Probed By The Customs Officer.
* I Went To Mars And All I Got Was Rust In My Crack!
* No You May Not Open A Window For Some Fresh Air.
* Basically Time Travel.
* Starlight Eats Our Dust!
* Race You To The Other Side Of The Galaxy!
* Race You To The Other Side Of The Universe!
* Give Me Suicide Or Give Me Death!
* Give Me Homocide Or Give Him Death!
* Next Best Thing To Teleportation.
* Dangerous And Slow But Still Faster Than Walking There.
* Did We Take A Wrong Turn At The Crab Nebula?
* Please Don't Tell Me We Left The Captain Behind.
* I'm Just Here For The Crazy Sex Parties.
* May Offend Delicate Terran Sensibilities.
A lot of humans got in on the tradition, and came up with these:
* May Scoff At People Who Think Our Sensibilies Are Delicate.
* Delicate Porcellain Butterfly That's Kicking Your Ass!
* Handle With Caution, Captain May Be Hot To The Touch.
* Phht, Supernova Blowing Us Into A Black Hole, How Bad Could It Be?
* Unsinkable Titanic Mary Celeste Challenger OH GOD OH GOD TELL MY CHILDREN I LOVE THEM!
* Tempting Fate With Delicious Scooby Snacks (subtitled: "I Doubt You Got That Reference")
* What Is This Weird Light Leaking From The Engine And Why Am I Sprouting Tentacles?
* Do You Hear That?
* I Went To Traipah And All I Got Was Perverse Sex Orgies And Eaten By A Tree. (subtitle: "But At Least I Died Happy")
* Not Into Tentacle Sex, Thank You.
* Enough With These Silly Long Ship Names!
* My Other Spaceship Is The Death Star.
* My Child Is An Honor Student At The Academy Of Weird Ship Names.
* Beep Beep! Get Your Goddamn Planet Outta My Way!
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* What Do You Mean By "Speed Limit"?
* I Laugh In The Face Of Death, And Then I Cry And Run Away.
* I Went To Earth And All I Got Was Anally Probed By The Customs Officer.
* I Went To Mars And All I Got Was Rust In My Crack!
* No You May Not Open A Window For Some Fresh Air.
* Basically Time Travel.
* Starlight Eats Our Dust!
* Race You To The Other Side Of The Galaxy!
* Race You To The Other Side Of The Universe!
* Give Me Suicide Or Give Me Death!
* Give Me Homocide Or Give Him Death!
* Next Best Thing To Teleportation.
* Dangerous And Slow But Still Faster Than Walking There.
* Did We Take A Wrong Turn At The Crab Nebula?
* Please Don't Tell Me We Left The Captain Behind.
* I'm Just Here For The Crazy Sex Parties.
* May Offend Delicate Terran Sensibilities.
A lot of humans got in on the tradition, and came up with these:
* May Scoff At People Who Think Our Sensibilies Are Delicate.
* Delicate Porcellain Butterfly That's Kicking Your Ass!
* Handle With Caution, Captain May Be Hot To The Touch.
* Phht, Supernova Blowing Us Into A Black Hole, How Bad Could It Be?
* Unsinkable Titanic Mary Celeste Challenger OH GOD OH GOD TELL MY CHILDREN I LOVE THEM!
* Tempting Fate With Delicious Scooby Snacks (subtitled: "I Doubt You Got That Reference")
* What Is This Weird Light Leaking From The Engine And Why Am I Sprouting Tentacles?
* Do You Hear That?
* I Went To Traipah And All I Got Was Perverse Sex Orgies And Eaten By A Tree. (subtitle: "But At Least I Died Happy")
* Not Into Tentacle Sex, Thank You.
* Enough With These Silly Long Ship Names!
* My Other Spaceship Is The Death Star.
* My Child Is An Honor Student At The Academy Of Weird Ship Names.
* Beep Beep! Get Your Goddamn Planet Outta My Way!