Here, have an earworm!

[kengr]

"Joe Bethancourt - Unanswered Questions" (Watch on YouTube)

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[acelightning]

Yep, Betty White was born before mass-produced sliced bread became available.

However, Betty White could not possibly have been the best thing before flush toilets.

[kengr]

Given that by one definition those go back to the Minoans, you're setting a pretty high bar there!

:-)

[kengr]

Actually, come to think of it, I'll top you by naming bread or beer (the two are likely contemporaneous)

[acelightning]

Beer isn't one of my favorite things, although bread is (whoever left the "spoiled" porridge to ferment until it got light was inspired by the Gods).

[fayanora]

True. I don't think anybody human could be 5000+ years old yet.